Self-Indulgent Birthday Post

Oh, what a fantastic day this is - if only to myself - for on this day, 26 years ago, at exactly 3:43 a.m., I came into this world.

Looks like I'll be going to Red Lobster with my family (SHUT UP! I freaking love their crab alfredo pasta) and reading Facebook posts from people I haven't talked to in five years.

I was actually going to post something more substantial but I didn't have time last night. So I'll just leave it at this: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!